I saw these jokes and I just had to save some of on my blog:
Buddha walks into a pizza joint and says, "Make me one with everything."Cashier: "That'll be $9.50"
Buddha hands him a ten. Waits. Waits. He says, "Where's my change?"
Cashier replies, "Change must come from within"
Q. Why can't the Buddha vacuum in the corner?
A. Because he has no attatchments.
Q. Where does George W. Bush keep his army?
A. Up his sleevie.
Q. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
A. He felt his presents.
Did you hear about the guy who had to quit his job at the orange juice factory? ...He wasn't able to concentrate.
A boat carrying blue paint and a boat carrying red paint collided in the middle of the ocean. What happened to the crew?
They were marooned.
Q. Someone that knows three languages is trilingual. Someone that knows two languages is bilingual.
So what do you call someone that only knows one language?
A. An American.
A termite walks into a bar and says:
Is the bar tender here?
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A baby harp seal walks into a club...
Q. how many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. I dunno... what do YOU think?
Q. What do you call someone with no talent who hangs around with a band?
A. A singer.
Q. What?s the difference between Brittany Spears and the Panama Canal?
A. The Panama Canal is nothing but a busy ditch.
Q: When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's place?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
He told you he was "Off the Wall", that he was a "Thriller", that he was "Bad" and that he was "Dangerous". Next album will be called "Don't say I didn't warn you."
Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War


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