Toilet seat up or down?

These are some of the important questions in life.

The Way Women See It
  • If I didn't have you in my life, I would never have to bring the toilet seat down.
  • If I forget to check that it's down, I'll end up sitting in toilet water.
  • Men could pee sitting down, if they wanted to.
  • You are already getting free sex, it's the least you can do.
The Way Men See It
  • If I didn't have you in my life, I would (almost) never have to put the toilet seat down.
  • 9 times out of 10 when I go to the toilet it's to urinate. Having to both lift the seat up and put the seat back down seems like a lot of work.
  • Peeing sitting down takes longer, and doesn't get the last drops (especially when you get a little older).
  • You're being selfish for not put up the seat for me, why shouldn't I be selfish and not put the seat down for you?
The Solution
Put both the seat and the seat cover (lid) down.
  • If you have to put the seat down, it takes as much work to put one down as two.
  • It can make the bathroom look nicer.
  • It's a lot more sanitary, but you have to put it down before you flush.
  • Equality for the sexes!

Comments

bathroom remodeling nyc said…
Putting down the toilet seat shouldn't be a big issue.
2:53 am
office furniture nyc said…
B.R.N., for some it's a big issue, especially at home. In the office, however, it's different. I prefer using the urinals, though.
8:54 am
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