Made me laugh

Sync has a short piece about a 34-year-old guy named "Ray Digerati" who placed an ad of Craig's list that said "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS," and he says it's been non-stop action ever since.
Most of the calls I get are for spyware removal and viruses. One girl didn't even wait for me to finish the virus scanĂ‚—she just grabbed me and gave me a blow job.

Do you have a set, um, pay scale?
No, I leave it up to their discretion. One girl didn't want to have intercourse, so she offered me a massage and then finished me off with a hand job. It's basically all about the time I spend: If I'm working for one or two hours, I'd like a blow job. An orgasm for every two hours of service is pretty fair. If it's something simple that I can fix in 15 minutes, I'd like to get a foot massage.
Reminds me of a joke from a Woody Allen film, What's New, Pussycat:
Woody: I've got this job at the strip joint helping the women get in and out of their costumes.
O'Toole: How much?
Woody: 20 francs a week
O'Toole: That's not very much.
Woody: Yeah, but that's all I could afford.


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